partofdisneysworld:

the little crab guy backs away like “omg this guy is about to explode”

(Source: kpfun)

thekillersofficial:

This is sick you’re a sick sick man

(Source: toptumbles)

seriousjones:

mom: you haven’t been drinking in college, have you

me: oh don’t worry i’m stone cold sober

me:

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chrisernestgonz:

Me all the time 😣

Twitching Tongues - Preacher Man EP (TIHC 2012 cover)

(Source: nightfallpsychosis)